"Jane"
"Hello Nigel"
"I haven't seen you all summer"
"I've been a bit busy for parties and things"
"I'm on my way to the Cleopatra, will you come with me"
"I didn't know you went in for night clubs"
"No I don't. I'm going bcause the Minister for pleasure and pastime
Will be there"
"Is he a friend of yours"
"On the contrary, I'm conducting a campaign against him
All he does is restrict pleasure
You know his latest outrage is to set the Police onto the piano"
"The piano?"
"Yes you know, the one that makes people dance in the parks"
"Oh, then I better come with you. But if he is such a killjoy why does he
go to the Cleopatra?"
To disapprove of the cabaret I suppose"

There was a lady of Egypt I'm told
The barge she sat in was of Burmese gold
Her moral code made the Sphix perspire
Her Roman scandal set the nile on fire

They tried to make her marry Brodock Tollemy
She said I won't to tolerate the tollomy to collomy
I only sell to the highest bids
Now she's hotting up the Pharoahs
In the Pyramids

Cleopatra, held the key to every heartra
And the secret of her attra
Was to keep her men at bay

She used to please her
Sugar Daddy Julius Ceaser
By not allowing her to squeeze her
More than once or twice a day

For when this minx, was up to her jinx
She recalled the words of that wise old Sphinx
Never let men become too chummy
Or you sure to end up as an Egyptiam Mummy

Cleopatra, Egypts answer to Momatra
Was so respectful itatra
A virtue it almost seemed a crime

And no more meetee
Than even luscious Nepatini
She would reply to each entreaty
By tryi calling back anither time.

"Oh it was stuffy in that place
"But quite nice now"
"Oh look there's Ti, hello Tim"
"Hello"
"We had a marvellous time at tthe Cleopatra"
"Oh good".
